thurstylark

joined 2 years ago
[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

It's only polite

[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 16 points 3 weeks ago

Me in normal circumstances: "Don't perceive me, I am not here, attention is pain, under the radar is my happy place"

Me running tech for live events: "Something is fucky on stage mid-song, and I am here to fix it. Fuck your attention, I am unborking a thing here."

[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 28 points 4 weeks ago

Only for family and coworkers, and the latter only when I'm working.

If I don't have your number, you can attempt to convince me of your importance via voicemail, or text me like fucking normal.

[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 26 points 1 month ago (4 children)

IT'S PIKACHU!!!

[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Oh, my partners, their partners, and the offspring thereof come to mind.

What can I say? Grew up with a close extended family that was familiar with adoption (both formal and otherwise). Couldn't kick the habit when I moved out.

[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

He's mostly dead. Which means slightly alive

[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, tried that first, but no banana. Interaction wasn't available even when he was floating in my new hole :P Warping out and back in got that back for me.

[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

For anyone looking for a solution to this one: warp to another system and back.

[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 50 points 2 months ago

This was also said in a context that included a military draft

[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Oh no! Nuance?? We can't have that! Put those people in the same box, ASAP!!

Fucking hell, just let people have their distinctions.

[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

We can't guarantee someone won't set your cars on fire, sooooooooo.... GTFO now.

- Auto show organizers (probably)

 

In this dream, I quickly poly-saturated myself, then added everyone to the same group chat, and chaos ensued.

The problem was not that I hadn't cleared the whole poly thing with everyone beforehand. Dream me is apparently at least that much of a stand-up dude...

And no, the big problem wasn't that I had done this before I had introduced everyone in person (apparently, this isn't a part of dream me's dynamic, who knew)...

No, the biggest problem was that I did so via some sort of WORK SYSTEM, AND NOW IT'S AN HR PROBLEM OHMYGOD

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