overview for wesker

I hate reachability of smartphones in c/rant

[–] wesker 6 points 16 hours ago

Mine is always on silent, and I have an app that sends any caller not on my contacts list (or I haven't made an outgoing call to prior) straight to voicemail.

Don't let people train you on your phone habits. Set a precedent.

Singing a stupid song to your pet in c/everyday_bingo

[–] wesker 1 points 1 day ago

Concerning!

Singing a stupid song to your pet in c/everyday_bingo

[–] wesker 1 points 1 day ago

Catchy!

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Making exceptions for a moment, to enjoy the brilliant work of a problematic artist (self.everyday_bingo)

submitted 2 days ago by wesker to c/everyday_bingo

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Fingerprint reader swearing it never met you before, because your hands are too dry in c/everyday_bingo

[–] wesker 3 points 2 days ago

Creative!

Fingerprint reader swearing it never met you before, because your hands are too dry in c/everyday_bingo

[–] wesker 3 points 2 days ago

Provocative!

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Fingerprint reader swearing it never met you before, because your hands are too dry (self.everyday_bingo)

submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by wesker to c/everyday_bingo

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Enjoy the little things, like having time in c/tobacco

[–] wesker 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

This is specifically why we smoke them. You expect me to just get cancer from eating fruits and vegetables smothered in pesticides, like a loser?

Enjoy the little things, like having time in c/tobacco

[–] wesker 3 points 3 days ago (4 children)

That's a fantastic pipe. What maker? And what kind of tobacco?

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pottie_skippin (self.sudonyms)

submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by wesker to c/sudonyms

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Can Scotty Pippin Fly ? in c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com

[–] wesker 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thanks for the sudonym idea.

Was Frankenstein circumcised? in c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com

[–] wesker 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Frankenstein's Monster on the other hand was slanging a 12" veiny, uncut hog, perched above the biggest pair of bolts you've ever gargled.

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Singing a stupid song to your pet (self.everyday_bingo)

submitted 3 days ago by wesker to c/everyday_bingo

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He was just a lil guy having a food - Autumn 2023 in c/squirrel_spotting_society

[–] wesker 4 points 3 days ago

Everything tiny.

An alien wants to destroy Earth, what would you do to convince them otherwise? in c/hypotheticalscenario@hilariouschaos.com

[–] wesker 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Just destroy the humans."

Somewhere in the far away lands of before 2014 in c/funhole

[–] wesker 3 points 3 days ago

Is this a rule or more of a suggestion?

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A light at the end of the tunnel, but it turns out it's just a waiting platform, and there's a bunch more tunnel beyond it (self.everyday_bingo)

submitted 4 days ago by wesker to c/everyday_bingo

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yes (lemmy.sdf.org)

submitted 4 days ago by wesker to c/doodles_of_beans

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dong_johnson (self.sudonyms)

submitted 4 days ago by wesker to c/sudonyms

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VAST - You're Too Young (2007) (www.youtube.com)

submitted 4 days ago by wesker to c/955thehive

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Album: April

Genre: Rock

Style: Alternative Rock

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broccoli_culkin (self.sudonyms)

submitted 4 days ago by wesker to c/sudonyms

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lance_chaser (self.sudonyms)

submitted 4 days ago by wesker to c/sudonyms

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The Highwaymen - Silver Stallion (1990) (www.youtube.com)

submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by wesker to c/955thehive

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Album: Highwayman 2

Genre: Folk, World, & Country

Style: Country

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Velvet Acid Christ - Hypersphere (MDMA) (2000) (www.youtube.com)

submitted 5 days ago by wesker to c/955thehive

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Album: Twisted Thought Generator