You don't fuck the pillows, that would be disrespectful. Instead you lay next to them, stare lovingly into their eyes, and beat your dick so hard that it gets a restraining order and files for custody of your balls.
How can I delete someone else's post?
Fuck if I know.
The grocery store employee watching me stick every carrot in my ass.
Lol. Uh, good?
Become an expert in his field.
null and void EXPECTO PATRONUM
Chodestools
This is actually a modern parody strip, by Kerry Callen. Great, nonetheless.
The more you reread it, the more you notice how impressive the wordplay is.
Is he ever happy with anything? Like, I'm not even here to debate his views. He just seems so miserable all the time, as if he can't find any joy in life.
I created a funny AI voice recording of Ben Shapiro talking about cat girls.