How unsurprising of it.
wyldrstallyns
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Don't fret, you'll pick up the spare in your 40s.
Do a barrel roll!
So, when they're scarfing kibble, they're waxing, and when they're howling in hunger, it's because they're waaaaning to death.
A "lemming", from the old lemmenapnowtrix.
Me too!
Where do you think they learned that from?
This! 🥳
Also, depending on your location, getting a library card doesn't require residence in its area. So, if your preferred library app shows a book/album/film, etc. isn't available digitally, check another major city's library catalog and sign up if they have it. Add that new login and boom. Bonus: each additional library membership makes that happen far less often. 🖖🏼
Sorry, did he say "where are the Epstein Files?" I could've sworn...
That makes 14 a Frederick's Dozen, then.
Do you suppose he was trying to be the King of Sweets, too?
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Seconded so hard. 🤌🏼