Hmm... so maybe I need to add a plastic shredder and filament extruder into the mix... :)
Missing person alert? :)
Yeah, I can't wait for this to blow over.
Luke: "I never seen someone write with a sharpie so cleanly!".
Old-Ben: "They didn't... but we are meant to think they did."
Something about that fastener seems out-of-class with the rest of the sign.
I've seen many put them on the inside of their window, harder to see (esp if tinted), and probably harder for pranky teens to steal?
Mirror selfie showing they use an iPhone, or if they are making that ironic "duck face".
Wooden chairs may appear still, but science tells us that they move imperceptable amounts all the time at room temperature. It's statistically unlikely that all the wooden chairs would suddenly lurch into a single chair-void, but the probability is non-zero.
Ortholinear Dvorak.
"Do the boney shake"... erk, er, erk... erk...
RIP Wrath of Achillies