For context, human meat has been reported to taste like pork which is not surprising considering pig physiology is so similar to humans.
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For context, human meat has been reported to taste like pork which is not surprising considering pig physiology is so similar to humans.
The book is very clear about these kinds of people.
Mathew 7:21-23
21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. 22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? 23 And then will I profess unto them*, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Very misguided.
The way the American government feels like satire makes it difficult for life to feel real right now. It’s like I’m living in a political stoner movie.
No, they have diabetes.
Yeah sorry to be the one to break it to you. The shutdown of the AMOC is not only the collapse of the ocean ecosystem and an upset of global temperature it’s also going to make the shore line give off toxic fumes that smell like rotten eggs.
Good point, of course once the plankton collapses and archea start to take over they’ll have to deal with all the sulfur dioxide
I’m not sure he’s being manipulative with that part. I think he genuinely believes “EV mandate” means requiring Americans to buy EVs.
I board as per usual without a hiccup on my flight from Denver to LA and I sit in my usual aisle seat. Waves of people walk past me for several minutes until the line trickles out and I realize that the doors are closed and I HAVE THE WHOLE ROW TO MYSELF!!
I am absolutely hyped this has never happened to me. I can fucking lay down in economy! Then I look across the aisle and my aisle buddy has a full row too! We high five everything is fucking fantastic.
Then the rub, I hear a guy two rows back ask for a new seat… I very literally prayed to a god I don’t believe in to spare me this night, and let me tell you god is real. I feel so bad for my aisle buddy though because the Kevin ended up sitting with him.
Let me tell you, reader, that is not all.
I set up my backpack as a pillow and chilled for a while before the drink cart came down. I figure I’m celebrating a big win so I decide to ask for a jack and coke for the first time on a flight. My flight attendant, this sweet sweet man, hands me TWO MINI JACK DANIELS AND A WHOLE CAN OF COKE FOR FREE!!! Do you hear what I am telling you??
I am fucking FLYING tonight bois. Not only do I get a whole row to my self despite all the odds, I also get two free drinks, AND IM CUTE!!! Fuck I feel good.
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Rick and Morty was the show for me in the beginning even when the dumbasses showed up, but it lost its appeal after the scandal. Just doesn’t feel the same.