What color is the shirt? You might be able to bleach it back to white if it was a white shirt. Otherwise, you might have to invest in a new favorite shirt. What made it your favorite?
I enjoyed the picture in my head of a dolphin going EEEEEEE and then saying 7 in clear English.
Deezer nuts, hah!
You can also try to recoup your money by releasing a behind the scenes documentary about the horrifying financial crimes that went on during production of the first film.
Don't underestimate the 1% effects, they add up. I agree it is unlikely they will get rolled out at mass, but everything helps.
Do you have a link to Skurkas page?
Quite crazy to think the tech underpinning games like Gmod (which was popular well into the 2010s) was developed 2003 and likely earlier.
Edit: I checked now and still quite a lot of people playing Gmod
IIRC this was just a guy who used filters for some funny posts, not an actual old person.
Mmm aromatic asexual
People of whiteness of course
Compassion likely was taught by many parts of your local community as well as human creative endeavours in general.