Sooo what I find funny is... all things considered, French Press isn't even that sophisticated; it doesn't involve adjusting the speed at which one pours the water, so it's a lot less technically demanding than using like a V60 or something... I think the last time I went to a coffee class the instructors were all scoffing at the French Press lol (including one of them not wanting to "waste" a really high-quality batch of coffee on a French Press)
Also James Hoffmann has an alternative technique for using a French Press that makes coffee that is less "muddy"... basically doing the same as usual, but after 4 minutes instead of plunging, try to us a spoon to remove all the foam, and then keep the coffee inside for another 5-10 min. Then pour out coffee without plunging
No joke but this somewhat describes me... I never hoarded TP, but I tend to buy toilet paper in large quantities (too lazy to go to grocery store) anyway, so I think my COVID stash lasted longer than my apartment at that time... I think I only used up all of it 2-3 years later. My then-roommate even took half of my stash when he moved out since I had so much lol