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[-] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 123 points 2 months ago

I’ve heard these wrong number scams are used to probe for an active phone number

Basically they’re fishing for a “sorry I think you have the wrong number” to confirm or deny that there is a human on the other side so they don’t waste resources spamming inactive phone numbers

Anyways this is still really funny tho

[-] astrsk@fedia.io 62 points 2 months ago

Exactly why you shouldn’t press the hang up button when unknown caller happens. Just mute the call and let it ring out in silence. Don’t press the voicemail button either to send them straight there. It’s like social media, any interaction is a positive for their bot system and the only way to avoid making things worse is to not interact at all.

[-] Breve@pawb.social 31 points 2 months ago

There's an even better way to handle spam calls if you have a recent Android phone: use the automated call screening. Every time robocallers hang up immediately before saying a single word because they know if the person flags the call as spam then Google now has a recording to automatically flag future calls even if they spoof new phone numbers.

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[-] gaiussabinus@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

I pick up muted so they have a null like they hit an old fax line

[-] EisFrei@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

Don't fax machines directly initiate the handshake?

I remember being screamed at by angry modem noises in ancient times when calling a fax number.

[-] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I’ve spent the last 10 years honing my ability to screetch like a modem/fax machine. Jokes on them…

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[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I pick up and blast em with the captain crunch whistle

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Now that's an old reference.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Is it 2600?

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[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

All of them are to probe for active numbers. Calls and texts. The best thing you can do is ignore them. For calls, don't pick up, don't hang up. Even ending the call early let's them know your line is live.

Just ignore them and their system will mark your line as dead. I get maybe one or two calls a month now.

[-] HonorableScythe@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Sometimes when I have to answer a call from an unknown number, I'll pick up but won't say anything. A human will say something when they hear it stop ringing, but most bots listen for voice activity before they start their recording so they'll just stay silent as long as you do.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

It's too bad. Back in the day, you could let somebody know they had the wrong number, and that could help them out. They could go ask a friend, "Hey, do I have the right number?“ or whatever. Now? Nope... Just perma-ghosted.

[-] pseudo@jlai.lu 11 points 2 months ago

In a similar vein, there is unsolicited calls from call center that dial your number automatically. If you picked up and say "Hello?" they register the sound and connect you with an agent. So I picked up my phone and stay silent every time I got a call from a unknown number. Quite enough that ends up by being hang up after 5 or 10 seconds. Actual people say "hello?" first when we don't.

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[-] Anissem@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

Good to know. I’ll just go back to ignoring them

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[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah this is why I don't respond. Immediately marked as spam and number blocked.

Now there was a (very brief lol) period of time where I got a few Trump fundraising texts (my guess is someone put in my number as a joke or out of malice). They stopped coming after I replied with dick pics lol

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

That happens mostly with phone calls, doesn't it? They call you and if you pick up, they know it's and active number. I've picket up a phone call or two that immediately hung up on me and I immediately realised I had to expect a couple scam calls or texts I'm the coming weeks.

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[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 77 points 2 months ago

I did this for years against a series of scam emails that kept getting through my spam filter somehow.

Then I found out there's a guy with the same first and last name as me, with an extremely similar email address. So "real" people had been getting his email address wrong, and I was trolling his would-be clients. 💀

[-] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago

I’ve had someone repeatedly put my email as their spouse’s email in important situations. I’ve replied multiple times asking them to stop but they keep doing it.

I have the same name as their spouse, but you’d think you’d know your spouse’s email, or at least talk to them about it when you get a reply saying it was the wrong email!

[-] KrankyKong@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

I have a fairly unusual, albeit not unheard of, first name. As far as I can tell, I'm sharing my first and last name with 5 or so people in the US. Back in 2008 or so I nabbed first.last@gmail.com (I also own www.firstlast.com haha). Every so often one of my brethren will use my email at dicks sporting goods or something. I always finish activating the account for them and sign them up for text alerts or something. Nothing evil. I figure they can just reply "stop" to opt out.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Sucks to be them lol

[-] zlatiah@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh my... I had a slightly similar incident. New phone number, had a bunch of random strangers texting me (some even calling!) asking for Ethan. My name is not Ethan, I didn't know who Ethan is

No idea what was on my mind back then, but I somehow got the contact info of this mysterious Ethan, called him (hilarity ensued since he got a call from someone on his contact list named "Me"), confirmed his up-to-date number, and promptly referred everyone looking for Ethan to the real person for over a year...

Life is strange sometimes

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Somehow that's even funnier 😂

[-] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 65 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

An exchange with a scam texter and my kid.

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago

On one hand, I don't want to believe any 8 year old has a phone and has that colorful of language.

On the other hand, "chuck e cheese will eat you man" with a tenor gif of chuck e cheese is 100% a statement an 8 year old would come up with

[-] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

Unfortunately my parenting has resulted in an 8-year-old that has both a phone and a vocabulary like that. To be fair, he's autistic and we use the phone as a homing device so he can play in the neighborhood more independently.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

Whatever on the language man. My kid is 8 too, and a very welcoming and accepting boy, so the few autistic sailors in his grade flock to him.

Also, kid has good spelling and text-grammar for his age.

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[-] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago

This isn't your kid bro, this is a pretty popular internet meme

[-] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Wut. I screenshot the text exchange myself. He could have copied the phrase from somewhere, like YouTube, but a quick search did not generate a meme or gif. A family member posted it in another community a few weeks ago, so you could have seen it there.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago

Is it? There's zero matches for this image anywhere.

[-] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

I swear I've seen it on reddit before. Maybe the internet brainrot has finally come for me

[-] nepenthes@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Same. Thought I saw Chuck E Cheese threatening to eat people on Lemmy before, but I'm pretty baked rn.

Edit: Oh, that's a thing

Terrifying Chuck E Cheese pic on the site "Know your meme" stating he will eat your soul.

Edit, Edit: OP said another family member posted it, so I am totally fine to keep smoking all the weed and not worry about the state of my mind 😀

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[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago

I used to fuck with these people until I saw that John Oliver about them and found out many are doing this against their will

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 months ago

The segment was good but you fucking with them still wastes their time so they don't scam someone else who would be less diligent. It's still good to waste their time. It just sucks that late stage capitalism is forcing them to do the job.

[-] aniki@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Which segment was it? I am curious now because I always fuck with the texters that get past my spam filter.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

Pig slaughtering scams. Apparently lots of people go to China thinking they will get a certain kind of work then get forced into this.

[-] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago
[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
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[-] Anissem@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 months ago

Nobody replied. If I’m wrong, I apologize Joanne, wherever you are.

[-] Skull@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 months ago

She'll never ask for horseback riding ever again.

[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

Poor Joanne, she probably now experiences night-mares from the screams.

[-] Anissem@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago
[-] uienia@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Wrong number scam. Which will turn into a romance or pig butchering scam.

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[-] renzev@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

John Oliver did a nice explanation

Basically they pretend to have the wrong number, but then start chatting with you, gain your trust over a period of months, and then ask you for money or similar.

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 11 points 2 months ago

Man, finding friends as an adult really sucks nowadays.

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[-] Hildegarde@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[-] Anissem@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

Everything screams if you try hard enough

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[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

Welp, those other horses should've stayed out of her shed.

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