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[-] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 30 points 7 months ago

Or the plants to die. Large shrubs can be expensive to replace.

[-] some_guy 4 points 7 months ago

Ok, just piss in the corner then.

[-] PeePantsMcgee@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

I finally stopped peeing off the porch when I killed 2 rose bushes. Now I walk 2 steps off the porch and kill the grass

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