If I ever make it to the point where I have a removedin' deck overlooking some fine wilderness then you're damn right I'm gonna piss off it.
I'm curious what word you tried to use. I didn't think "fuck" was filtered on dot ml.
"Bitchin'"?
Does ml auto-censor posts for mildly spicy language or something?
Anything that could be remotely considered a slur.
Yeah it’s a pretty pathetic community.
I think you give the nannies at .ml too much credit.
Female dog probably
Y'all are some of the most anti-control people around, and then... use an instance that heavily censors the naughty words you can say.
It’s weird how that works huh? Wouldn’t wanna upset anybodies fee fees
what the hell did he do to piss off a deck ? did he expose it to the sun without regular maintenance ?
Man who piss into wind, gets wet.
"I see," said the blind man, pissing into the wind. "It's all coming back to me now."
”I see," said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw.
Ok, I didn't get it when I thought they meant not making the deck angry, and I still don't get what I'm supposed to be seeing here.
The footprints in the snow that show he was still pissing off the deck.
My only question is why does she care?
Urinating in the bathroom sink 🤤.
*kitchen sink
For when the one bathroom is already being used and ya gotta go.
Why even care?
Nitrogen content in your piss is pretty high and can end up killing your grass in excess. It looks like OP's husband pisses in two spots right beside the stairs so the nitrogen will accumulate there.
Judging by the shrubs there could be a little garden down there the wife cares about, or she wants the habit cut so there's not a yellow splotch that guests are being funneled between.
... Or plain old prudery. Who truly knows~
Jealousy
Probably just seems nasty or something
Maybe he didn't pee.
Maybe he pood.
I'd be impressed if he managed to poop off the deck while his feet were facing out. I'd need a diagram to understand it.
No dagram needed, poop it out until its clinging on for dear life and just about to fall, then a little hip thrust will send it forward into the abyss.
Takes a little practice.
What did you do to make it so angry?
Why the deck mad, bro?
That's his land. He can piss on it if he wants. He's just marking his territory.
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