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[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I can already summon rain, so I'm set. And despite part of my job literally being a graphic designer, I kind of suck at art with traditional media. So I'll take the art.

All I have to do to make rain is show up somewhere with camping equipment. I have about an 80% success rate, and as a consequence a very comprehensive clothing and equipment loadout for dealing with wet.

No joke, I once cured a drought in Wyoming back in, like, 2012. I rocked up with my homies in Dubois, WY outside of Shoshone and we stopped at a little diner there. The waitress was bellyaching about the dry spell they'd been having and we told her not to worry, we'd go up the mountain and pitch our tents and it'll rain, guaranteed. She laughed. She didn't believe us. So we did, and it immediately rained for 3 days solid. It started to tail off just as we were leaving.

We stopped by that diner again on our way out, and I stuck my head in the door just to say, "You're welcome."

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago
[-] Thavron@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

+1 for the reference. Such a funny little interlude in the books.

[-] Today@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I would control rain, but i would try really hard to not tell anyone.

[-] spiderwort@lemm.ee -1 points 5 months ago
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