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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 167 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Who names their chicken Bessie? Everyone knows Bessie is a cow's name.

[–] Mandarbmax@lemmy.world 88 points 11 months ago

You know that, I know that, but I don't think the chicken will question it.

[–] MammyWhammy@lemmy.ml 53 points 11 months ago

Henrietta is right there

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 36 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Cow eggs are much tastier than chicken eggs anyways.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I believe the proper term for cow eggs is "prairie oysters"..

[–] Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

Rocky Mountain oysters is what they call them in my neck of the woods.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Just don't mess with a chicken cow. Those things are dangerous!

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What if ... the chicken was adopted by a cow?

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And what if they were both brown?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 11 months ago

Dad was proud. He didn't care how.