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[–] SoloboiNanook@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Here i got u. Marvel terms.

After aerial jousting for some time China has finally made the US block in the corner. The US attempts a pushblock but China read the late pushblock and responds with a late empty trydash into low. After a 30+hit combo America is let out only to be hit by meaty Doom missles post-back tech (a terrible tech direction in the corner). China uses the missle pressure to tri dash high twice and empty dash 1 frame grab. Pops x factor and kills. Now to see what mixup they do on Europe's incoming.

The US is still saying "...I was holding back..." in disbelief as Europe eats a 4 layer incoming mix.

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And the Smash version:

FALCOOOOOON PUNCH

[–] SoloboiNanook@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Smash version: dash dance short hop fast fall L cancel into a juggle off stage with a brilliant ledge defense

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

China really popped that X-factor with only Vergil left on the team

Rest in peace...

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

It's a wall-to-wall journey and NATO is invited!