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Also, take it from a squid- clams don't meditate. They're big gooey messes of anxiety in a shell.

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[-] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 75 points 2 months ago

I don't know, clam meditation sounds pretty chill

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

You would think so, but they've got no chill. They spend all day on Clambook getting worked up about things and clamscrolling.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 months ago

Sounds like squid propaganda!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Hey, you don't have to take my word for it. Go talk to a clam. Just approach carefully because many of them have AR-15s these days.

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The Israeli Navy had to take out an entire school of dyslexic salmon chanting "from the sea to the river".

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Nah, they’re on instaclam.

[-] neoman4426@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago

Clams seem pretty happy, at least enough that there's a whole expression about it

[-] variants@possumpat.io 3 points 2 months ago

Oh yeah turn up the heat and humidity and drink some hot milk, in a robe preferred for ultimate zen

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Idk, isnt any shellfish meditation antisemetic?

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