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You know two things: you're gonna get to ride on a private jet a LOT, and you're gonna get trashed in her next album.
Honestly, the social proof of "I was somebody Taylor Swift thought was worth dating" would get you a second look from a lot of people.
But I'm a chick anyway, so based on her lyrics my chances with her are between slim and none.
Hey, now. You’ll never attract a beau with that attitude. Smile more. And a proper lady never uses the word “chick.” So unladylike. Tsk, tsk.
Wait, you're saying that straight men might not want to have sex with me?
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No one really talks about Matty Healy tho, except for how much of an asshole he is
I believe she's bi, given what little I've heard from my Swifty SIL
Ya true. It seems all people give a damn about now a days is money and fame.