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What's something weird and mostly useless that you can do with your body? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

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[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

I can make my left elbow sound like biting down on dry cornflakes, just by doing a push-up.

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

That doesn't sound healthy

[-] theherk@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

They really aren’t, despite what Kelloggs claims.

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

They weren't made to be healthy. They were made to keep you from masturbating.

[-] espentan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Those sons of bitches.. my childhood could've been very.. different.

[-] Nutteman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I live in West Michigan where the anti-masturbatory quaker started it all. It's so weirdly mixed between religious zealots and the rest of us in the cities lmao

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Username checks out.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

And it's working. I'm still unable to masturbate to Cornflakes.

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Rookie. I hit puberty with nothing but a 56k modem, and SEARS catalogs. I could jerk off to the curved surface of two basketballs placed next to each other under a bedsheet.

[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I had a complex fracture in the elbow twice, 34 and 30 years ago. There's no pain, no loss of function, and it didn't get worse in all that time.
Nothing I can really do but hope it will stay like that for the next 30.

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Damn. I hope so too then. I guess there are loose pieces still in there?

[-] quicksand@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Or the cartilage got damaged/destroyed and it's bone rubbing on bone

[-] Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

truly

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