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I found about him on the Something Awful forums, where they presented him as some kind of folk hero who was fighting against the man and AFAIK they still have Killdozer emoji.

He was actually a libertarian asshole who thought it was government tyranny that he couldn't keep emptying human waste into an old concrete truck barrel. He would've gotten a ton of money for his property that was going to have a concrete plant built on it, but he refused.

It was really just luck that he didn't kill anyone, he ran his dozer into a library where a bunch of children had gathered, but they were evacuated just in time.

I dunno why I'm talking about this now fairly obscure piece of Internet lore except I randomly thought of him a few days ago and realized it was almost exactly 20 years ago (chomsky-yes-honey). I guess it's also a good example of how telling a story selectively can change its perception, which is relevant with Tiny Man Square having its anniversary too.

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[-] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago

everyone in this site loves to hate killdozer man but I KNOW FOR A FACT that everyone on this site would go on a rampage if they had a killdozer

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago

Sure but we'd go smash up some banks or a landlord's house or something.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago

I would put a machine gun on it

KILLTECHNICAL

[-] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

Killdozer was already a technical, under certain definitions.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

We'd pick better targets

[-] Huldra@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

Well yeah why would you have a killdozer as an individual if not to use it, its like how everyone would drop that shit if they had a nuke.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

The difference is that I would do it for a based reason

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

Yeah... Yeah I would. Straight to DC to have some fun and make some friends.

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

Get the game Brigador and you can live out this fantasy in a cyberpunk setting.

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