295
submitted 1 month ago by andrewta@lemmy.world to c/news@lemmy.world
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago

The BEST situation would be for the judge to say prison for a first offender is inappropriate. And then sentence the Mango Mussolini to 1000 hours of community service in which he'd pick up trash along the highway etc. And begin the 1000 hours in September.

[-] hightrix@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

He would absolutely not be in a jumpsuit on the side of the road doing community service. He would be assigned 1000 hours and then “work” with a charity putting his “skills” to use.

I’m speaking from experience. I had 120 hrs of community service and I did computer work for a well known charity.

[-] MisterD@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago

But the orange has no useful skills to offer any REAL charity.

Other than manual labor, would you take financial advice from someone who bankrupted a casino!?

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

THREE casinos.

[-] constantokra@lemmy.one 6 points 1 month ago

I'm going to guess you didn't piss off the judge.

[-] hightrix@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Also going to guess that you're not known for staging a failed coup against the government.

[-] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

But you have computer experience. The only things Trump is good at are grifting and lying. Not much community service fodder in that.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I just want him to have to piss in a cup before the debates so he can't take his hitler energy cocktail.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Don't put him on a highway chain gang, that gives him too much public exposure. His fanboys will basically flood that place, making the security of the guards a nightmare. Put him in a nice place where he can assemble, clean, or pack something without access to the crowds.

this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2024
295 points (96.2% liked)

News

21821 readers
5295 users here now

Welcome to the News community!

Rules:

1. Be civil


Attack the argument, not the person. No racism/sexism/bigotry. Good faith argumentation only. This includes accusing another user of being a bot or paid actor. Trolling is uncivil and is grounds for removal and/or a community ban.


2. All posts should contain a source (url) that is as reliable and unbiased as possible and must only contain one link.


Obvious right or left wing sources will be removed at the mods discretion. We have an actively updated blocklist, which you can see here: https://lemmy.world/post/2246130 if you feel like any website is missing, contact the mods. Supporting links can be added in comments or posted seperately but not to the post body.


3. No bots, spam or self-promotion.


Only approved bots, which follow the guidelines for bots set by the instance, are allowed.


4. Post titles should be the same as the article used as source.


Posts which titles don’t match the source won’t be removed, but the autoMod will notify you, and if your title misrepresents the original article, the post will be deleted. If the site changed their headline, the bot might still contact you, just ignore it, we won’t delete your post.


5. Only recent news is allowed.


Posts must be news from the most recent 30 days.


6. All posts must be news articles.


No opinion pieces, Listicles, editorials or celebrity gossip is allowed. All posts will be judged on a case-by-case basis.


7. No duplicate posts.


If a source you used was already posted by someone else, the autoMod will leave a message. Please remove your post if the autoMod is correct. If the post that matches your post is very old, we refer you to rule 5.


8. Misinformation is prohibited.


Misinformation / propaganda is strictly prohibited. Any comment or post containing or linking to misinformation will be removed. If you feel that your post has been removed in error, credible sources must be provided.


9. No link shorteners.


The auto mod will contact you if a link shortener is detected, please delete your post if they are right.


10. Don't copy entire article in your post body


For copyright reasons, you are not allowed to copy an entire article into your post body. This is an instance wide rule, that is strictly enforced in this community.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS