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I also sell to individual customers but you're gonna either have to be a pretty good runner to keep up or rather more dexterious so you can cycle next to me. Close passing cars and bike lane parkers get a nice squirt of mustard on the roof

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[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

I get the spirit but that sounds like a recipe for disaster

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

Well call it the mad max lane and legalize jousting in it

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

I'm on board

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Televise Friday and Saturday nights, run ads, use the money to finance the education of bike-fight-doctors

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