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[-] Winco 33 points 4 months ago

The toilet paper looks to be a bit of a reach. Not too far, but just far enough to be annoying.

[-] Dg2445@lemm.ee 29 points 4 months ago

Need to add a unicorn horn so you have a place to hang the tp.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Also a way to dislodge stubborn poo-poos.

[-] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 6 points 4 months ago

Look at this guy. He doesn't know about the 3 seashells!!!

[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 months ago

I imagine that, when your toilet looks like this, reaching the toilet paper is the restroom attendant's job.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 13 points 4 months ago

Get one of those grabby claw things, painted to resemble a polo club

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago

Nah just get the horse to hand it to you

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 18 points 4 months ago

I sent this post to my sister and she had concerns about the amount of clothing one would have to remove in order to shit on this thing. I suggested running sidesaddle and now she's not talking to me

[-] bmsok@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Onward to the paper, my noble steed!

[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago

That's why you bring your sword with you.

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

that's what squires are for.

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