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rule (reminder don't take dietary advice from internet strangers) (lemmy.cafe)

submitted 2 months ago by spujb@lemmy.cafe to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago

(reminder don't take dietary advice from internet strangers)

Don't eat breakfast or lunch. Just eat snacks and dinner. Gorge yourself like a snake. Eat a whole loaf of bread and call it your daily ration. Be ungovernable.

[-] spujb@lemmy.cafe 21 points 2 months ago

i’ve just started dangling various food types by twine from my ceiling and running at top speed around the house with my mouth open like pacman, am i doing it right

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Only if you make 'waka waka waka' noises the whole time

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Don't forget to fall to the floor while making the death noise once you run out of food.

[-] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 4 points 2 months ago

common spujb w

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

But only if you unhinge your jaw and swallow the entire loaf whole.

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Don't tempt me, my appetite for bread is bottomless

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

That reminds me of the time I made my friend like sixty breadsticks in order to emulate "bottomless breadsticks" and he powered through like forty in a single day