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[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago (5 children)

(reminder don't take dietary advice from internet strangers)

Don't eat breakfast or lunch. Just eat snacks and dinner. Gorge yourself like a snake. Eat a whole loaf of bread and call it your daily ration. Be ungovernable.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

i’ve just started dangling various food types by twine from my ceiling and running at top speed around the house with my mouth open like pacman, am i doing it right

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Only if you make 'waka waka waka' noises the whole time

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Don't forget to fall to the floor while making the death noise once you run out of food.

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 4 points 11 months ago

common spujb w

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But only if you unhinge your jaw and swallow the entire loaf whole.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Don't tempt me, my appetite for bread is bottomless

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That reminds me of the time I made my friend like sixty breadsticks in order to emulate "bottomless breadsticks" and he powered through like forty in a single day

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I would just like to let you know you're a good friend o7

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Finally some truth! Thank you PugJesus.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Uh oh I actually do this. 🫣🫣

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

..... I don't remember writing this comment .....