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There's more evidence supporting Biden not stealing the 2020 election than there is JD Vance not having a sexual encounter with a couch. (lemmy.world)

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[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

But can you sit on the escort after making sweet, sweet love to it? Checkmate, athiest

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If I paid them twelve thousand bucks I’d better be able to do whatever I want.

[-] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

You could, you just have to pay extra for that.

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