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[AUCTION] Big cookie
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RULES:
NO DIGITAL SALES. All items posted for sale must be real-life physical items.
NO HUMAN SALES. No humans, parts of humans, or things excreted from a human may be posted for sale. That means no people, no arms or legs, no fingers, no fingernails, no hair clippings, no pee-pee, no poo-poo, no bath water.
NO INTERNATIONAL ANIMAL OR PLANT SALES. Posts may not facilitate the transfer of animals or plants, whether dead or alive, across international borders.
Hello, is this lactose-free?
Presumably not as it does contain butter, though that is the only dairy product used.
Are those Milk Chocolate chips?
No, they are semisweet, for the discerning cookie enjoyer.
That’s a second dairy product! I’m reporting this for false advertising!
I'll have you know that I'm looking at the ingredients list on my bag of semisweet chocolate chips right now, and it only says it may contain traces of milk! I may just counterreport you for misinformation & defamation...
...unless of course you place a large bid, then I may forget this all happened...
841,850﷼!
reported for using animal parts
I'm pretty sure butter is an animal product and not an animal part, but I'm willing to be proven wrong if you can.
It's the same thing as chicken eggs. It's a product, but also has baby cows in it.
Dear me, I had no idea butter had microscopic baby cows in it! I'm an occasional baker, not a cowologist!
I hope you can find it in your heart & left kidney to forgive me...