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[–] pieguy 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Presumably not as it does contain butter, though that is the only dairy product used.

[–] Leeks@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are those Milk Chocolate chips?

[–] pieguy 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, they are semisweet, for the discerning cookie enjoyer.

[–] Leeks@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That’s a second dairy product! I’m reporting this for false advertising!

[–] pieguy 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I'll have you know that I'm looking at the ingredients list on my bag of semisweet chocolate chips right now, and it only says it may contain traces of milk! I may just counterreport you for misinformation & defamation...

...unless of course you place a large bid, then I may forget this all happened...

[–] Leeks@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 1 points 1 year ago
[–] pmjv 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

reported for using animal parts

[–] pieguy 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure butter is an animal product and not an animal part, but I'm willing to be proven wrong if you can.

[–] pmjv 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's the same thing as chicken eggs. It's a product, but also has baby cows in it.

[–] pieguy 3 points 2 years ago

Dear me, I had no idea butter had microscopic baby cows in it! I'm an occasional baker, not a cowologist!

I hope you can find it in your heart & left kidney to forgive me...