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Banana for scale, not included.

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[–] ssm 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Has the banana already been used

[–] pieguy 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes, sorry, the banana has been consumed.

[–] ssm 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

consumed? No, I was thinking of something else

[–] pieguy 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, I'm not quite sure what you mean. Could you explain in very fine detail what you wish to ask?

[–] ssm 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Used to fight off large hoards of dragons trying to steal your cookie

[–] pieguy 6 points 2 years ago

Oh yes, that makes sense!

No, the banana was never used for such a purpose. The dragons in my area are allergic to chocolate.

[–] qrstuv 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What brand of cookie is it?

[–] pieguy 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] qrstuv 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] pieguy 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] qrstuv 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] pieguy 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Look at how big it is! Do you really expect me to eat it all on my own?

[–] qrstuv 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is there anything wrong with it? Does it taste alright?

[–] pieguy 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Best big cookie I've ever made!

[–] qrstuv 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I found it cheaper somewhere else.

[–] pieguy 2 points 2 years ago

...but is it as good?

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] pieguy 2 points 2 years ago

It was made by me, and I'm reasonably certain I'm not a grandma!

[–] pmjv 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hello, is this lactose-free?

[–] pieguy 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Presumably not as it does contain butter, though that is the only dairy product used.

[–] Leeks@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are those Milk Chocolate chips?

[–] pieguy 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, they are semisweet, for the discerning cookie enjoyer.

[–] Leeks@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That’s a second dairy product! I’m reporting this for false advertising!

[–] pieguy 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I'll have you know that I'm looking at the ingredients list on my bag of semisweet chocolate chips right now, and it only says it may contain traces of milk! I may just counterreport you for misinformation & defamation...

...unless of course you place a large bid, then I may forget this all happened...

[–] Leeks@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 1 points 1 year ago

841,852﷼!

[–] pmjv 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

reported for using animal parts

[–] pieguy 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure butter is an animal product and not an animal part, but I'm willing to be proven wrong if you can.

[–] pmjv 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's the same thing as chicken eggs. It's a product, but also has baby cows in it.

[–] pieguy 3 points 2 years ago

Dear me, I had no idea butter had microscopic baby cows in it! I'm an occasional baker, not a cowologist!

I hope you can find it in your heart & left kidney to forgive me...

[–] Asclepiaz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] pieguy 3 points 2 years ago

Only if delivered by magpie

[–] recursive_recursion@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

damn, a perfect cookie and banana🤌

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Legit, how would you ship a cookie that big and ensure it's still in one piece and edible?

[–] pieguy 2 points 2 years ago

Food grade bubble wrap!