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Banana for scale, not included.

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[–] ssm 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Has the banana already been used

[–] pieguy 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yes, sorry, the banana has been consumed.

[–] ssm 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

consumed? No, I was thinking of something else

[–] pieguy 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, I'm not quite sure what you mean. Could you explain in very fine detail what you wish to ask?

[–] ssm 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Used to fight off large hoards of dragons trying to steal your cookie

[–] pieguy 6 points 11 months ago

Oh yes, that makes sense!

No, the banana was never used for such a purpose. The dragons in my area are allergic to chocolate.

[–] qrstuv 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What brand of cookie is it?

[–] pieguy 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] qrstuv 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] pieguy 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] qrstuv 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] pieguy 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Look at how big it is! Do you really expect me to eat it all on my own?

[–] qrstuv 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is there anything wrong with it? Does it taste alright?

[–] pieguy 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Best big cookie I've ever made!

[–] qrstuv 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I found it cheaper somewhere else.

[–] pieguy 2 points 11 months ago

...but is it as good?

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] pieguy 2 points 11 months ago

It was made by me, and I'm reasonably certain I'm not a grandma!

[–] pmjv 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hello, is this lactose-free?

[–] pieguy 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Presumably not as it does contain butter, though that is the only dairy product used.

[–] Leeks@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Are those Milk Chocolate chips?

[–] pieguy 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, they are semisweet, for the discerning cookie enjoyer.

[–] Leeks@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That’s a second dairy product! I’m reporting this for false advertising!

[–] pieguy 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I'll have you know that I'm looking at the ingredients list on my bag of semisweet chocolate chips right now, and it only says it may contain traces of milk! I may just counterreport you for misinformation & defamation...

...unless of course you place a large bid, then I may forget this all happened...

[–] Leeks@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 1 points 5 months ago

841,852﷼!

[–] pmjv 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

reported for using animal parts

[–] pieguy 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure butter is an animal product and not an animal part, but I'm willing to be proven wrong if you can.

[–] pmjv 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's the same thing as chicken eggs. It's a product, but also has baby cows in it.

[–] pieguy 3 points 11 months ago

Dear me, I had no idea butter had microscopic baby cows in it! I'm an occasional baker, not a cowologist!

I hope you can find it in your heart & left kidney to forgive me...

[–] Asclepiaz@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] pieguy 3 points 11 months ago

Only if delivered by magpie

[–] recursive_recursion@programming.dev 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

damn, a perfect cookie and banana🤌

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Legit, how would you ship a cookie that big and ensure it's still in one piece and edible?

[–] pieguy 2 points 11 months ago

Food grade bubble wrap!