badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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I once heard a man in a stall
His cheeks went blifp, brrrthp, brrrraw
He took no time
No care to wipe
He didn't wash his hands at all
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WASH YOUR HANDS WTF DUDES THREE MONTHS WORKING AT MY NEW JOB AND IVE WITNESSED THIS DUMBASS PHENOMENON NASTY ANIMALS GOD DAMNIs your job to watch people poop? How do you come by this information?
naw lol
grocery store bathroom i've noticed it happening way too many times. dudes will have a demonic battle in the toilet stall then just fucking walk out. i see, hear and feel all of this unfold while im pissing and it sends terrifying shivers down my spine everytime
Fuck, that's the worst. I hope you don't have to clean up the aftermath as well.
But assuming you're on the clock while in the restroom, it sounds an awful lot like you're paid to listen to people poop at least part of the time.