this post was submitted on 22 May 2024
2 points (100.0% liked)

badposting

532 readers
193 users here now

badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 

Ninja poopers / boss makes a dollar / bottom text

top 5 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 1 points 8 months ago

boss dollar

me dime

p00p

[–] Graphite22@hexbear.net 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I once heard a man in a stall

His cheeks went blifp, brrrthp, brrrraw

He took no time

No care to wipe

He didn't wash his hands at all

spoilerWASH YOUR HANDS WTF DUDES THREE MONTHS WORKING AT MY NEW JOB AND IVE WITNESSED THIS DUMBASS PHENOMENON NASTY ANIMALS GOD DAMN

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is your job to watch people poop? How do you come by this information?

[–] Graphite22@hexbear.net 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

naw lol

grocery store bathroom i've noticed it happening way too many times. dudes will have a demonic battle in the toilet stall then just fucking walk out. i see, hear and feel all of this unfold while im pissing and it sends terrifying shivers down my spine everytime

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 8 months ago

Fuck, that's the worst. I hope you don't have to clean up the aftermath as well.

But assuming you're on the clock while in the restroom, it sounds an awful lot like you're paid to listen to people poop at least part of the time.