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[-] bappity@lemmy.world 115 points 2 months ago

it's such a shame that tomorrow the governor accidentally fell out of a hotel window and shot himself in the back 10 times 😢

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 months ago

At this point, he'd be much safer surrendering to Ukraine.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 6 points 2 months ago

Lol could you imagine Whole area becomes east Ukraine.

[-] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 23 points 2 months ago

You'd think they'd at least offer him tea first.

[-] bappity@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

then it would seem that the governor was deathly allergic to tea and tragically passed from the allergic reaction 😭

[-] mercano@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Polonium allergies are more common than you think.

[-] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I hear their tea is less potent now that they get their pollonium from Wish.com.

[-] Wrench@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Or a tasty mushroom

[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

OSHA really need to step up there game in there. Or whatever is the equivalent. All those unsafe hotel windows.

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