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Pick your seat, Lemmy
(sh.itjust.works)
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A seating chart for an "8 HOUR FLIGHT" with the text "PICK YOUR SEAT" at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
Strangely, I have to say 5, because he seems like the only one there (including Satan) who'd stfu and leave me alone.
So how long you been flying? Okay. Good.
(flight attendant approaches with snack cart)
JD: Hi I’m running for vice president.
Flight Attendant: Cookies, chips, or nuts?
JD: Whatever makes sense.
Flight Attendant: (sigh)
Your seat will be sticky though.