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If you could regulate something relatively inconsequential, what would it be? (vger.social)

submitted 3 months ago by aeharding@vger.social to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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Fitted sheet must have label on bottom right seam
Salted butter wrapping text must be red. Unsalted blue.

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[-] fubarx@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 months ago

        Loading dishwashers properly requires an official government license and a test.
Putting a flat plate in front of a bowl means a year of hard labor.
Loading any of the good kitchen knives is an automatic 10 years.

[-] hushable@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

I absolutely agree with you. My former flatmate didn't like to use the dishwasher because according to her, it wouldn't clean the dishes properly. Yet she would load the dishwasher by stacking the plates horizontally... as you would store them in a cupboard

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

I’m impressed they managed to work out the complex process of inhaling and exhaling with that few working brain cells.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 months ago

But how am I supposed to wash my good kitchen knives?

[-] burrito@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago

Same as you wash the poop knife. In the toilet.

[-] rockandsock@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

All of the good knives i have say to only hand wash them.

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

Right so you take it really seriously... Regulating something inconsequential now has consequences and they're draconian!

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