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[-] lemmyseikai@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago

Totally.

My mom would always ask, "Why didn't you walk away?" And I would respond "I get suspended either way, at least this way everyone knows not to fuck with me."

I am so glad I haven't had to hit someone in a long time.

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

That, and have you ever tried to "walk away" when there are like five people chasing you with the intent of beating you up? Good luck with that.

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 20 points 2 months ago

JFK should have just walked away from Lee Harvey Oswald instead of encouraging him

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Oswald was only doing it to get a rise out of him. Kennedy should have been the bigger man. Really, he's just as culpable for giving Oswald the reaction he wanted.

[-] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Or my favorite, "just walk away" when dickhead would sneak up behind me and put me in a headlock...

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

Or my favorite "Well did you tell them to stop treating you that way?"

Woah, Master Oogway, that's some deep enlightenment right there. :O

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