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[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 87 points 2 months ago

I've heard some stories about schools with zero tolerance. Bullying victims soon found out that you get equal punishment for defending themselves or for some serious violence. The logical response is to go full berserker mode.

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 82 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"So, Kid A jumped Kid B in the hallway, called them a bigoted slur, then beat Kid B so badly he had to go to the hospital. Kid B tried to fight back, but was overwhelmed. Our solution is that kids are going to be suspended for an equal amount of time and suffer equal repercussions, because zero tolerance."

Zero tolerance is the absence of humanity as a policy. It's abhorrent.

[-] lemmyseikai@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago

Totally.

My mom would always ask, "Why didn't you walk away?" And I would respond "I get suspended either way, at least this way everyone knows not to fuck with me."

I am so glad I haven't had to hit someone in a long time.

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

That, and have you ever tried to "walk away" when there are like five people chasing you with the intent of beating you up? Good luck with that.

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 20 points 2 months ago

JFK should have just walked away from Lee Harvey Oswald instead of encouraging him

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Oswald was only doing it to get a rise out of him. Kennedy should have been the bigger man. Really, he's just as culpable for giving Oswald the reaction he wanted.

[-] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Or my favorite, "just walk away" when dickhead would sneak up behind me and put me in a headlock...

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

Or my favorite "Well did you tell them to stop treating you that way?"

Woah, Master Oogway, that's some deep enlightenment right there. :O

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago

Zero tolerance is how you market abdication of responsibility to dipshit parents. "We have a zero tolerance policy" means "We do not value your children, especially the boys. We're itching for a reason to throw them in the trash."

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

It's more about self preservation. While I won't claim they give a shit about the children. This is ALL about them covering their own asses. By going "zero tolerance" it takes all judgement and decisions out of the system. The administrators are safe from any backlash or lawsuits.

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Zero tolerance" is just a code word for "zero brain cells."

And it's not just stupid on the part of school administrators, it's actively cowardly. Just insist that right and wrong don't matter and no one can hold you accountable for anything.

[-] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

Is being suspended even a punishment? I would have been psyched to be suspended, I hated going to school.

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Depends on your home situation. My mom made being suspended so much worse than being at school, and I hated school.

[-] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

I used to cut class, then get suspended as "punishment". I called it two for the price of one...

[-] Horsey@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Got really harshly dogged in sophomore year by an asshole, one day in gym class he threw a basketball (iirc?)directly at my head. That day I gave him a death stare and we squared up, gym teacher came over and threw US both on the ground yelling like you do when dogs start fighting. A year later I was questioned by the school councilor whether I was safe enough to go to my honors classes at a neighboring high school (zero tolerance for bad behavior in this program). I nearly got denied my favorite class (equine science+veterinary science) over that shit. Don’t even remember the guy’s name, but he was a total loser. I’m still salty that I didn’t beat the shit out of him that day lol.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Zero tolerance needs to be applied to administration too, so that they can see how absolutely unjust the policy is against victims of abuse. Spray brake fluid on the superintendent's car and then accuse them of vandalism. Same thing. Set fire to their lawn, blame them for arson. Same thing. Maybe being part of the injustice will highlight their idiotic reasoning.

Such a dumb fucking policy made by lawyers who don't react like normal people.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

The Ender Wiggin solution. Take that as you will.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 54 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It’s lawsuits, not reputation, the administration is worried about.

Teachers, however, actually care about human development, and attempt the impossible job of steering students in the right direction.

[-] BenVimes@lemmy.ca 51 points 2 months ago

Anti-bullying policies at schools aren't meant to protect victims. But they aren't meant to protect perpetrators either.

They are instead meant to protect the school administration, notably from having to actually assign fault in bullying situations. They can simply say "zero tolerance," punish all parties equally, and wash their hands of it.

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago

Back when I was in school, I was bullied so bad it resulted in multiple head injuries and even a broken arm.

My parents tried to complain to the school but got nowhere, so they went to the local newspaper. I was interviewed, so were other kids at my school. The story was pulled from the paper at the request of the school superintendent.

Years later after I graduated, I saw a documentary on Amazon about school bullying, and it featured the very same school!

[-] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

As shit as social media is, I do think the aspects of it that allow stories like yours to go viral nowadays and bring eyes to a situation beyond the local community can be helpful.

My niece's school also had an intense bullying situation, and several students posted on Tiktok about it. The videos went semi-viral, and the school got bombarded with phone calls and negative Google reviews (I didn't even know schools HAD Google reviews until then lol). The regional news station got wind of it this way, and came sniffing around. Suddenly administrators were VERY concerned and attentive to the situation, when they couldn't even be bothered half of the school year.

I actually think the victim's family were able to settle something legally because a lawyer offered their services reduced cost or pro-bono, again by learnings about the situation from social media.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Dox the superintendent.

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

That was my experience in school. I frequently got worse punishment than my bullies. Then the one day I actually fought back I got worse punishment again. But the next day I was ignored by the bullies.

I can just hear someone out there saying that's what the school wanted to teach me but dude, it was not some reasoned, cool headed, defense of myself. It was a dirty emotional scrap where I used anything I had to hand. If I had possessed a weapon it would have been used. That's not resilience training, that's trauma and teaching kids they cannot trust authority. Because if you think the lesson was lost on anyone around me then you are a fool.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago

teaching kids they cannot trust authority

Which is still a valuable lesson

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

No, this isn't, "don't talk to the police". This is, "don't pay taxes, don't vote, fight the police, fuck everything, the system is rigged and all government employees are complicit in a system of cruelty."

One of those is a valuable lesson and the other is going to give us the next Unabomber.

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago

Not saying your experience was a good thing by any stretch, but I do think especially in the U.S, we all run into that point at one time or another, when it really hits you that the "authorities" don't really have much stake in your well-being, and so usually disregard it.

A lot of times this will be in school, yeah, with nonsense "zero tolerance policies."

Other times it's the "You can trust me and tell me anything" HR department that fires you for "performance reasons" conveniently after being a harassment victim.

Eventually something goes the wrong way and you realize "Help ain't coming." And it sucks.

Ourselves and each other are who we've really got in the end. Look out for each other. <3

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah, one time is a lesson. I'm more talking about the kids that are bullied for years, ostracized, and yes punished for the pleasure of being beat and humiliated multiple times a day. It happens in every school unless action is taken to stop it. Those kids? Those are the ones being radicalized.

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[-] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

You say that like it's a bad thing...

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

We should have trust in the system. The system is supposed to be representational of the people that fund it through their taxes and elections for people like school boards, town councils, and DAs.

If the system is fucked, it's our fault...not the systems.

The root of the problem is that nobody wants systemic fixes. Everyone elected either wants to fix their own little corner independently or just ignore it and starve the beast. Neither work. Systemic problems need to be addressed systematically.

Let's look at bullying and the causes of it...usually the bullies are abused or neglected, and usually abuse and neglect comes from generational poverty. So you gotta fix that. But nobody wants to.

I've actually had a couple of my bullies reach out to me recently, now nearly 30 years later and they are parents themselves, apologizing for the shit they put me through because their home life was shit. Their words, not mine.

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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The thing about taxes is it only works when you're a big fish in a small pond. Amazon Fulfillment Center doesn't have to pay taxes to the small Arkansas municipal government they functionally own. But you can be fucking sure that the extremely white sheriff and his Good'ole'Boy deputies won't tolerate a tax payment showing up late when it's the low-income black neighborhood Amazon Fulfillment Center workers who are on the hook.

That is, after all, the agreement between the city and the business. The city budget doesn't come from the company coffers, it comes from the salaries of the employees' paychecks. Rents are for Little People.

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I agree. We should really start centralizing some of that so Multi National Corporations can't just buy a town.

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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It teaches the younger and weaker kids that they cannot expect administrators to act in their interests.

It teaches the older and meaner kids that they can act with impunity, safe in the assumption that administrators will look the other way.

The lesson is two-fold, and the end result is a cycle of bullying as the younger kids grow up knowing they can punch down without consequences.

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 11 points 2 months ago

In my town, a kid and his sister were bullied to the point of the kid shooting up the school. The principal that ignored it all is being hailed as a hero for being shot along with the bully of the sister.

Allegedly, the kid was also a piece of shit beforehand, so being bullied isn't really a defense of him.

The conversation about doing something about the rampant bullying at the school lasted a week, maybe, before turning back to meaningless platitudes. More memorials, more fundraising, more blue shit to show support, but nothing about stopping the root cause.

[-] innermeerkat@jlai.lu 11 points 2 months ago

And then a school shooting happens and the reputation is more than tarnished

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

Like that kid who got kicked off the swim team because another student engraved the n word on him

[-] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago
[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Back in the 90s, my middle school had a policy of punishing any students involved in a fight. If you threw a punch, you were in trouble. If you got hit, you were in trouble. The official line being that it would be unfair to punish two students brawling simply because the teacher didn't arrive until the last punch was thrown. But in practical terms, it meant you had a huge disincentive to report being attacked because it would amount to a confession of guilt.

Found this out very personally when a kid in a foul mood decided to start marching through the hallway and swinging at anyone standing in his way. He struck three kids on his way out of the building (including myself). When this got up to the principal's office, the principal was forced to explain to three different sets of parents why their children were in trouble because one (older, btw) child went on a rampage.

In that particular incident, the offending kid was suspended and ultimately moved to a disciplinary school. But the policy wasn't changed, just exempted in this particular instance.

[-] Fleur_@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

We don't discovered tarnish so bully

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

gotta skin it to win it

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