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What's the opposite of eating the onion? I read your comment and scoffed, wondering who could actually believe this. The I saw the "Not" in the comm name.
Boofing an apple obvs
I vote for this to become official.
Seconded.
Carried. roscoe boofed that apple
I'm leaning towards either, "Fabricating The Onion," or "Puking The Onion." I think the first is a more accurate assessment of the situation though.
Edit: both my suggestions aren't any good next to "Picking/Plucking The Onion."
Presuming the onion
When it is in fact, an orange 😌
That's not bad, but I'm not sure it beats the other suggestion of, "Plucking the Onion."
Edit: I misremembered, they actually said "Picking the Onion."
Picking the onion
This is better than both of my suggestions. The only refinement I can suggest is,
"Plucking The Onion."
Pickling the onion