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[-] foggy@lemmy.world 130 points 1 month ago

Fap with one eye ooooopen

Gripping your tube sock tiiight

Exit porn...

Enter mom....

Move your hand

And hope your boner doesn't stand

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 70 points 1 month ago
[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 70 points 1 month ago
[-] Boxscape 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Maybe he broke his arms.

Broken arms meme, we meet again!

Motherfucker!

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That's one way to describe the guy, indeed.

[-] gregor@gregtech.eu 11 points 1 month ago

Thanks, I hate it

[-] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

I have no idea where that came from but alright... Here's your well deserved upvote.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They reworked the lyrics to Enter Sandman.

[-] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

I know, the melody somehow started playing in my head from the first line. I still don't know why they did it but I'm not complaining.

[-] Hackerman_uwu@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

The rework is titled: ‘Enter sockman’.

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

At least it was a sock and not a coconut.

[-] billygoat@catata.fish 4 points 1 month ago

My first thought was Last Resort.

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

Holy crap that works too well. Have my plastic fork!

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Cut my sight into pieces

I can see you past the door...

Masturbation,

No squeezin,

Don't give a fuck if I bust a nut hands-free

[-] late_night@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago
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