You forgot to add "in Minecraft" there at the end, the police is on their way

There's only so much pooping I can do in eight hours. Would it be ok if I just sleep on the couch and drink coffee all day?

It is weird to me that shootings are usually like hating on race or queerness, and never like "I'm going to shoot up the board of directors that cut my health insurance" or whatever. I guess the right wing hate machine is effective.

Historically*

I’m just showing how these scenarios play out

But that's not how office violence generally happens, it usually happens because someone is fired and gets really mad about it. You're unlikely to bring a gun to work if you're merely unemployed or underpaid.