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Gamer Oppression Rule (i.imgur.com)

submitted 2 months ago by alexiascylding@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 67 points 2 months ago

That predates Shakespeare. Imagine if Shakespeare had written a play about gamer oppression.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Not violent enough for Shakespeare.

[-] umbraroze@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

But it would have been great for a Shakespearian minor joke character bit.

GUARD: "See, milord, how in this year's almanack the booba hath been veil'd, compared to last year's edition."

KING: "Greatly?"

GUARD: "Yes, greatly indeed! Two inches of cloth more!"

KING: "Thou art a nutter and I ought to throw thee in the madhouse."

GUARD: "But you wouldn't dare, sire? Tales of your treachery and oppression already circle widely."

KING: "Thou shouldst consider thee lucky that we have to get the Hell onward with our plot."