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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] vordalack@lemm.ee 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yes it will be repealed.

An Alex Jones inspired health plan will replace it.

The Trump government will propose the carnivore diet as healthy. Vaccines will be banned. Only Alex Jones Nutraceuticals will be prescribed by doctors. Cardio will be state mandated as an official LGTBQ activity, along with voguing, cardio voguing. Beards will be mandatory, whether you can grow one or not. The only clothing that will be allowed for men will be jeans, stupid meme shirts, motard gear, and line 9 apparel.

The life expectancy for American males will tank to around 50, women and vaccines will be blamed.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Gays and Jews will also be blamed

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I’m sure it’s those Haitians, they seem to be in control of everything these days