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[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 weeks ago

We can only hope the dictator passes of old age before anything crazy happens.

[-] n1ck_n4m3@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

You think vd dunce is going to be any better for the USA than discount orange hitler?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe he'll be too busy fucking the couches in the Oval Office to do any presidenting?

[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I would hate to be the person in charge of squeegeeing the presidential couch after vance gets his hands on it.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, they are studded...

And PURPLE!

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Thats why you have to hope for both to die ~~of old age~~

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Going to put all my chips on President JD Vance to restore democracy

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

"Says here President Vance just let Elon peg him in the State of the Union... And he won re-election by 108% on the new voting machines he bought for all states?"

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Dems asking everyone to respect the process and continue with an orderly transition to a full fascist government. Please remember to respect our institutions, honor our brave Stasi interrogators, and Back the Blue so that our collective liquidation can occur in an efficient and budget-conscious fashion.

[-] maplebar@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

As sad as it is, and I know you're probably being sarcastic, but that may be our only chance as salvation at this point.

America is right on the brink of being FUBAR.

[-] Xenny@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Crossing my fingers he dies before inauguration

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Then we end up with couch fucker JD Vance as president.

[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

We might simply get saddled with one of his failsons or his sex do-uhh, daughter.

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