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You have one (1) free teleportation that must be used within the next 24 hours or it disappears forever. Do you use it? Where do you go? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by PP_BOY_@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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The teleportation can only be used to move you.
Your clothes and basic personal items (the things you take with you everytime you leave the house) will teleport with you, but nothing else.

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[-] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 weeks ago

Go to work like normal, open the register, empty it (money is a person item) and vanish forever to rural Japan.
Make sure I teleport to where non one sees it.

Alternatively: teleport to new Zealand, yall know exactly why.

[-] MaxHardwood@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago

A cash register has like $500 in it. Easier to just get a job

[-] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

where i work you have several thousand a day profit at a minimum, so i just wait until my day is over

[-] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Depends on where & when, but yeah, biggest bank run I ever made was about $10k, enough to have some fun with sure, but not enough to disappear forever with. Certainly not to Japan.

[-] dipcart@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Home gonna fuck a sheep

[-] Bluetreefrog@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Arrive with a pocket full of foreign currency...

[-] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

i am very well aware of the fact that japan, in fact has a different currency to mine, but also that it lets you trade currency and has a LOT of centers to do so

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

has a LOT of centers to do so

Guessing you've never been to rural Japan ;)

[-] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Do they just convert the money from a random foreigner with no passport coming up with a big pile of cash? That's gonna get you arrested for money laundering lol.

[-] Soulcreator@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Do tell, I have no clue why you'd go to New Zealand.

[-] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 weeks ago

for locations like matama , without new Zealand there is no lord of the rings

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