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Thesis War on Canada proposed by comrade @Bureaucrat@hexbear.net doggirl-smart

Anti-Thesis War on Mexico proposed by comrade @Crucible@hexbear.net :mystery-emote:

Synthesis War on NAFTA^1^ by a-little-trolling porky-scared

I'm going to put the :lathe-of-heaven: down before I think of something even dumber. blob-no-thoughts

1Yes I know it's now the USMCA now, but that's such a boring name that nobody's heard about.

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[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

yo lathe, i've got a good one

how about one of his groyper sons convinces him to revive the fictitious Finno-Korean Hyperwar and he uses powers granted by the SK constitution to take military command in Seoul and fire nukes at Finland?

[-] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

That's great except Finland doesn't exist. It's a fiction used to disguise the vast inland sea used jointly by Japan and Russia for commercial fishing.

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