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Steven Seagal is also (contentiously) recognised in Tibetan Buddhism as the reincarnation of Chungdrag Dorje, who is what's known as a "tertön" or a spiritual treasure-revealer.

In Tibetan Buddhist theology, at least historically, tertöns were reputed to be able to reach into things like boulders and reveal religious artefacts or to rediscover things like sacred texts or mantras.

I wonder what treasures ol' Stevie can reveal? Maybe he can reach behind your ear and reveal a signed portrait? Perhaps he can reach under the passenger seat of his car and reveal a kickass samurai sword that was banned by the government?