[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 55 points 6 days ago

It may not be power efficient, but that water is definitely heated.

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submitted 1 week ago by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/emoji@hexbear.net

Piggybacking on @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net's post. If we're doing OG Simcity emojis, the Game Over screen goes hard.

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submitted 7 months ago by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

I seriously cannot tell if i'm enjoying this. Someone else needs to be subjected to this. Should railroad this through as a movienight interstitial.

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submitted 8 months ago by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

Fuck phones. What overpriced POS should i get as replacement?

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 69 points 8 months ago

This "bomb" is completely incapable of exploding, even if you took the initiative to light it on fire yourself.

That is just the idea of a bomb. This is a simulacra of a threat. Cici n'est pas une bombe.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 70 points 9 months ago

@UlyssesT@hexbear.net woulda had a field day with this guy. sadness-abysmal

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

~~Cytube is being naughty, rerouting to the old cytube until it starts playing the files i give it.~~

Cytube lives? If it shits the bed again, backup Here


Collateral(2004) - Its like "Phonebooth"(2002) meets "The Transporter"(2002), also I havent seen it, but its clearly that.

CWs- Violence, mild woogin'

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?


The Northman(2022) - Shameless Game of Thrones cash-in, smdh

CWs- Violence, Animal abuse, SA, Drug use, Child abuse, Its a viking movie, Chuds probably love this

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie


BONUS! Bonnie and Clyde(1967) - Relationship goalz

CWs - Violence, Woogin', So many cops die 070707

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?


Probably getting off work late tonight, may have to ask one of the cytube crew to queue it up.

Links-

Collateral

The Northman

BonnieandClyde

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 79 points 1 year ago

Nothing to do anymore but work, shitpost, and cook crack cocaine in the microwave.

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submitted 1 year ago by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

Ooooweeee we got some crime dramas tonight!


The Sting(1973) - It's like the Godfather with more slapstick humor & ragtime music.

CWs- Violence, Woogin, racial slurs

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?


Rope(1948) - Cluedo, the movie!

CWs- Mild violence, alcoholism

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?


Also, in bad news, my work schedule is changing. I'm working every Friday now through the showtimes. Things have been stacking up in my personal life for a minute & I'm worried I wont be able to give the movie nights the attention they need. I'm going to try to finish out September, but offically looking for volunteers. Will pester the rest of the cytube crew about it later tonight.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

Django(1966)(Not the Tarentino one) - Cowboys kill Klanners.

CWs- Violence, Torture, Wooging, Looting, Tooting, Cowboy Shooting

IMDB Guide

Does the Dog Die?


Akira(1988) - OG movie night movie; Boy fights esper manbabies, the illuminati, and cumbears.

CWs- Violence, Gore, SA, Body Horror, a dog does in-fact die

IMDB Guide

Does the Dog Die


Happy Together(1997) - boykisser

CWs- Seggs, Woogin, Dead animals

IMDB Guide

Does the Dog Die?


Having a bit of trouble sourcing everything this month. If you feel like volunteering sourcing or coverting video codecs, DM me. Otherwise I mayyyyyy end up doing the Tremors septology.

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submitted 1 year ago by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

Morning everyone. Posting this way early. Will ping closer to showtime.


Breaking Bad(2010): Season 3, Episode 12 - We're not supposed to do this anymore.

Breaking Bad(2010): Season 3, Episode 13 - William H. Pitsenbarger Jr. gets owned by the Viet Cong so hard they give him a medal over it to feel better.

CWs- Violence, Sex work, Drug use, Waltah

IMDB Guides 1 & 2


Godzilla(1954) - Kaiju Night again. Been awhile.

CWs- Camp violence, Lizard

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie


See you there. Love you all.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

She is beautiful and i love her.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 65 points 1 year ago

His policies and the continuation of them under Biden are no fundamentally different in scope or malaciousness than any other previous president. Trump is the most exagerrated symptom of American political rot, not a new disease process.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 63 points 1 year ago

We loathe Trump. The jokes/humor we derive from the man come from watching a clownish buffoon shitting across the theater of american politics, and he simply cannot stop shitting.

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submitted 1 year ago by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

MOVIE time again. How is this year passing so fast? This is bullshit, i barely wasted this year at all. Anyways...


Voting open for the 1st, 8th, 15th, 22nd, & 29th. Taking top voted nominates (depending on piracy success) for two movies each Friday. Maybe a third if it fits the theme or is really good/bad.

Pre-hosted nominations get extra weight becuase its less work. Dubs preferred over subs because Cytube is indignent about playing subtitle files without heavy cajoling. If it’s currently in theaters or on a streaming service its usually an pain in the ass to find a good torrent in time, but ill look for it anyways because fuck copyright.

Shout out to the Cytube crew, our many haters & losers, and to viewers like YOU.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 78 points 1 year ago
  1. He traveled to start shit. He didnt work, live, or have family at a car lot.

  2. His intent was to start shit. "Protecting" an empty car lot is the most hamfisted shitlib handwaving. Muh Private Property!

  3. Legally speaking, nobody gives a shit nerd.

  4. Once again, nobody gives a fuck about the banality of gun laws.

  5. He acted like a dipshit cracker, theres your nuance

  6. Kyle, and everyone who thinks he's cool, should throw a clot. That should be specific enough.

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submitted 1 year ago by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/431481

I recently inherited a chicken coop & small flock from a friend that had to give them up. They've got a big-ass yard to forage in with lots of grass, tree cover, and all the pumpkin plants they can destroy because i wasnt planning on having chickens when i planted them. Still learning birdcare, but half of them have learned to love headpets and are as fat & happy as I can keep them.

However they've also attracted rat snakes & racer snakes to the coop. None of the snakes in my area are big enough to eat a full grown chicken, but it's stressing the chickens out and they keep trying to eat the eggs.

I dont wanna hurt any of the snakes, they're adorable and dopey, but im grabbing a 4 foot frightened snake out of the coop everynight. I keep sealing up new gaps and they keep showing me new ones. Its getting kinda old & I'm starting to wonder if its a different snake every night or just a few really persistent lil guys.

Is there a way to get them to fuck off? And how do biologists tag snakes? Is there like, a little thing i can clip into a scale or is it safe to hit them with a dab of paint or something? Cause if its just the same 2 dumbasses i keep greeting everynight i can just drive them to a nearby lake what i imagine snake heaven would be.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 68 points 1 year ago

Unga Bunga is racist because of this shit.

The phrase has a long history as a racist dogwhistle, and is deeply tied with "Race Science" horseshit.

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submitted 1 year ago by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

"The Craft"(1996) - Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman utilize their family heritage of dark magic to resurrect their terrible boyfriend, and must summon the perfect himbo to fight him.

CWs- Violence, SA, child abuse, rascism, shitload of spiders & sneks

IMBD

DoestheDogDie?


"John Wick: Chapter 4" - It's "Shoot-em-up" but with dogs instead of people or something. IDK, I've never seen a John Wick movie.

CWs- Violence, Animal Abuse, a director that probably thought "Wanted"(2008) was a good movie

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie


Next Nomination thread for September coming up this weekend, unless i get really busy and/or high.

Thanks to our beautiful mods, the cytube crew, our Fed handlers, and Viewers like you! heart-sickle

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Surely someone beat me to this

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 81 points 1 year ago

My wife & I removed all lightbulbs and sun-pollution from our home. I have one set of night-vision goggles that i wear, so i can continue to see. She can hunt for prey whenever, but it grows her reliance on me as the head and husband to keep her and our gibbering brood of nighthorrors in order.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 78 points 1 year ago

Usually its 2-3 chapos calling someone a dipshit lib for posting a bad take, and then someone comes along with an nice effortpost an hour or so later.

Like, i approve of it, people get too used to not being called a dipshit. But newgangs first posters on the scene usually come in hot.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 76 points 1 year ago

Yeah, us too. Unfortuntely society is currently managed by a bunch of literal sociopaths who are more than willing to throw their stolen wealth into militarized police, private deathsquads, and good ol' normal armies.

We dont get to dictate the escalation of force, the bourgeoisie have and will do that for us.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 94 points 1 year ago

Help, im trapped down here in this basement. Cast down your dick like rapunzel and tug me out of this wreched hole.

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