Zoift

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[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

For sale: Alien Thetan, never worn isaac-cry

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

It requires gay peer review over hypothetical gayness

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago
[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 36 points 2 days ago
[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Yea, but he has to be uncircumsized too, Best to ask politely first.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

To be fair, Goliath had been talking a lot of shit & started the fight to begin with. But also David only agreed to do it after being told he didnt have to pay taxes if he kicked Goliath's ass.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago

Im stuck between being melencholy about the concept and the happy thought that if squirrels learn about dip they could pack such a fat lip in. Whole can in one go.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

This heeeeres the story of a Kirk, who Kirked a river and Kirked the whole world. And while he Kirks so sad in Kirkographs, I absolutely love him, when he Kiiiiiiiiiiiiirks.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you have an innie or an outie?

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

I like skunks because they're badgers running possum software that smell like dank weed.

Spirit animal.

Not mine, but someone's.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What if instead if the macarena, it was the mock-ur-anus?

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Lenin walk walks around the world. His balls swing side-to-side. A shlong so long it plows the earth, and is roughly breadloaf wide.

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Laugh

 

Lmao its such good garbage

 

biggus-piggus <--- Slopless sadness

 

If you have to shit, then shit. If you have to fart, then fart. You will feel better for it." - Mao ZeDong

 

Apologies to XHS, if only you had been warned sadness

 

???

 

Piggybacking on @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net's post. If we're doing OG Simcity emojis, the Game Over screen goes hard.

 

I seriously cannot tell if i'm enjoying this. Someone else needs to be subjected to this. Should railroad this through as a movienight interstitial.

 

Fuck phones. What overpriced POS should i get as replacement?

 

~~Cytube is being naughty, rerouting to the old cytube until it starts playing the files i give it.~~

Cytube lives? If it shits the bed again, backup Here


Collateral(2004) - Its like "Phonebooth"(2002) meets "The Transporter"(2002), also I havent seen it, but its clearly that.

CWs- Violence, mild woogin'

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?


The Northman(2022) - Shameless Game of Thrones cash-in, smdh

CWs- Violence, Animal abuse, SA, Drug use, Child abuse, Its a viking movie, Chuds probably love this

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie


BONUS! Bonnie and Clyde(1967) - Relationship goalz

CWs - Violence, Woogin', So many cops die 070707

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?


Probably getting off work late tonight, may have to ask one of the cytube crew to queue it up.

Links-

Collateral

The Northman

BonnieandClyde

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