Zoift

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[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

Make the model dimesions 1-2 thousandths of an inch too thick, so at least one part is always popping off.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

Impossible to not read that with the cadence of the monster mash.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

I bet they'd be snuggly as pets. For the latent body heat.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Rocks and ur body, a handy guide:

Edible ✅

Digestible ❎

Topical ✅

Smokable ✅

Injectable ❎

Pissable ✅

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

Lets be real, If you're asking that question, you're gonna do it anyways regardless of what we answer.

Probably a bad idea tho

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I feel you, I wish it was a turn-based 4x game like the first two. 28 years waiting for a sequel and this reboot has basically nothing in common with its predecessors.

Prey got away with that, but thats only cause both of them slapped.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Drug testing. You gotta piss in a cup first. Any cup, be creative.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

And thats why ducks have baleen, and are in-fact fish. Monks was right

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Meanwhile theres polyphyletic bullshit like crabs or flies out there made of dozens of different taxa. Scientists making shit up as they go along and we have to pretend their tvtropeass catagories about things are special. I CAN READ GREEK TOO AND YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 49 points 2 weeks ago (16 children)

The kids are all right.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ya think symbiotes fart too? Give the Jaffa little belly-button flap bubbles?

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Butt hissy males

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/music@hexbear.net
 

Laugh

 

Lmao its such good garbage

 

biggus-piggus <--- Slopless sadness

 

If you have to shit, then shit. If you have to fart, then fart. You will feel better for it." - Mao ZeDong

 

Apologies to XHS, if only you had been warned sadness

 

???

 

Piggybacking on @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net's post. If we're doing OG Simcity emojis, the Game Over screen goes hard.

 

I seriously cannot tell if i'm enjoying this. Someone else needs to be subjected to this. Should railroad this through as a movienight interstitial.

 

Fuck phones. What overpriced POS should i get as replacement?

 

~~Cytube is being naughty, rerouting to the old cytube until it starts playing the files i give it.~~

Cytube lives? If it shits the bed again, backup Here


Collateral(2004) - Its like "Phonebooth"(2002) meets "The Transporter"(2002), also I havent seen it, but its clearly that.

CWs- Violence, mild woogin'

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?


The Northman(2022) - Shameless Game of Thrones cash-in, smdh

CWs- Violence, Animal abuse, SA, Drug use, Child abuse, Its a viking movie, Chuds probably love this

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie


BONUS! Bonnie and Clyde(1967) - Relationship goalz

CWs - Violence, Woogin', So many cops die 070707

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?


Probably getting off work late tonight, may have to ask one of the cytube crew to queue it up.

Links-

Collateral

The Northman

BonnieandClyde

 

Ooooweeee we got some crime dramas tonight!


The Sting(1973) - It's like the Godfather with more slapstick humor & ragtime music.

CWs- Violence, Woogin, racial slurs

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?


Rope(1948) - Cluedo, the movie!

CWs- Mild violence, alcoholism

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?


Also, in bad news, my work schedule is changing. I'm working every Friday now through the showtimes. Things have been stacking up in my personal life for a minute & I'm worried I wont be able to give the movie nights the attention they need. I'm going to try to finish out September, but offically looking for volunteers. Will pester the rest of the cytube crew about it later tonight.

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