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Snail rule
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Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
This is funny, but it would probably be nsfw
Why, you jacking off to a snail shitting itself or something?
Edit: "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW."
"NSFW" simply means anything you wouldn't want your boss to see over your shoulder if they so happened to walk by. It doesn't have to be pornographic.
Then almost everything on Lemmy should be NSFW cause you shouldn't be on your social media at work. Quit taking definitions like they're gospel and use it the way people actually mean it. NSFW is pretty much reserved for porn, extreme violence, or disturbing imagery (like gore).
A crude drawing of a human faced snail shitting on its own head is disturbing. I've seen fucked up shit, and while it's not too extreme in the grand scheme of things, fecal stuff can be particularly upsetting to many people.
I've seen children's shows with material more disturbing than this. If this triggers you, seek therapy.
Are you roleplaying as an idiot, or do you really believe that workplaces around the world would tolerate shit like this?
Rhetorical question btw. We know you aren't roleplaying.
You think workplaces would tolerate you being on social media at all?
Strawman someone else. Blocked.
Tbf, some children's shows are disturbing af. At the same time, I'm just not good with poo. I'll watch irl gore like it's nothing, but feel sick when I see fecal play. "2 girls, 1 cup" didn't become infamous for simply being lewd.
Drawings of poop and actual poop in a pornographic video are two different things. I am sorry you are affected by feces so severely. But also people can get triggered by a lot of things. Vomit for example. And yet shit and vomit are commonly used as gags in childrens cartoons.
How?
Fecal stuff is gross? I don't know how this isn't common knowledge, but shit on a face is nsfw.
Thats…not what NSFW means. NSFW means “if my boss saw this on my screen from across the room, I would be immediately fired.”
Many bosses would react similarly to this shitty drawing as a lewd drawing. Seeing this on a coworker's screen would certainly make me uncomfortable.