Snail rule : 196

[-] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 weeks ago

Proof that the snails on my citrus seedlings are shitheads.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago

Where am I? c/science_memes?

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 weeks ago

!science_memes@mander.xyz

[-] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

also /c/science_memes@mander.xyz works but c/science_memes@mander.xyz doesn't

they should change that imo

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 weeks ago

How do snails even reproduce?

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 41 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They harpoon their dicks into the other snail. Look it up lol.

[-] shapesandstuff@feddit.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

its like calcified nut-spears right?

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago

Traumatic insemination

[-] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They have long mating rituals. Once they are aroused genitals come out of their face/neck and couple together.

Then they stay like that for hours, like many hours, you cannot separate them because their genitals are so deep inside their body that you'll may kill them.

After that they part ways like nothing.

Source: I have pet snails and have watched them having sex several times. To my defense I also let them watch when I have sex.

[-] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 weeks ago

they impregnate themselv i think

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago

self-harming gets you preganananntet

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

pregante ! 🇮🇹

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

That's his fault for not retracting his head before pooping! This poor guy doesn't have the option:

[-] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

As a snail pet owner I confirm that the little fuckers shit on their face all the time. They are unbothered by it apparently.

They also shit a lot. Like really a lot. Much more than you think for such a little creature.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Just wipe it off with your - oh, right...

[+] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world -6 points 2 weeks ago

This is funny, but it would probably be nsfw

[-] Comrade_Spood@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Why, you jacking off to a snail shitting itself or something?

Edit: "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW."

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

"NSFW" simply means anything you wouldn't want your boss to see over your shoulder if they so happened to walk by. It doesn't have to be pornographic.

[-] Comrade_Spood@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Then almost everything on Lemmy should be NSFW cause you shouldn't be on your social media at work. Quit taking definitions like they're gospel and use it the way people actually mean it. NSFW is pretty much reserved for porn, extreme violence, or disturbing imagery (like gore).

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

A crude drawing of a human faced snail shitting on its own head is disturbing. I've seen fucked up shit, and while it's not too extreme in the grand scheme of things, fecal stuff can be particularly upsetting to many people.

[-] Comrade_Spood@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

I've seen children's shows with material more disturbing than this. If this triggers you, seek therapy.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Tbf, some children's shows are disturbing af. At the same time, I'm just not good with poo. I'll watch irl gore like it's nothing, but feel sick when I see fecal play. "2 girls, 1 cup" didn't become infamous for simply being lewd.

[-] Comrade_Spood@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Drawings of poop and actual poop in a pornographic video are two different things. I am sorry you are affected by feces so severely. But also people can get triggered by a lot of things. Vomit for example. And yet shit and vomit are commonly used as gags in childrens cartoons.

[-] chloroken@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Are you roleplaying as an idiot, or do you really believe that workplaces around the world would tolerate shit like this?

Rhetorical question btw. We know you aren't roleplaying.

[-] Comrade_Spood@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

You think workplaces would tolerate you being on social media at all?

[-] chloroken@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 week ago

Strawman someone else. Blocked.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

How?

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world -2 points 2 weeks ago

Fecal stuff is gross? I don't know how this isn't common knowledge, but shit on a face is nsfw.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Thats…not what NSFW means. NSFW means “if my boss saw this on my screen from across the room, I would be immediately fired.”

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world -4 points 2 weeks ago

Many bosses would react similarly to this shitty drawing as a lewd drawing. Seeing this on a coworker's screen would certainly make me uncomfortable.