Snail rule : 196

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 44 points 3 months ago

Proof that the snails on my citrus seedlings are shitheads.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Where am I? c/science_memes?

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

!science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

also /c/science_memes@mander.xyz works but c/science_memes@mander.xyz doesn't

they should change that imo

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 13 points 3 months ago (4 children)

How do snails even reproduce?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 41 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

They harpoon their dicks into the other snail. Look it up lol.

[–] shapesandstuff@feddit.org 8 points 3 months ago

its like calcified nut-spears right?

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 15 points 3 months ago

Traumatic insemination

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

They have long mating rituals. Once they are aroused genitals come out of their face/neck and couple together.

Then they stay like that for hours, like many hours, you cannot separate them because their genitals are so deep inside their body that you'll may kill them.

After that they part ways like nothing.

Source: I have pet snails and have watched them having sex several times. To my defense I also let them watch when I have sex.

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

they impregnate themselv i think

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

self-harming gets you preganananntet

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

pregante ! 🇮🇹

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

That's his fault for not retracting his head before pooping! This poor guy doesn't have the option:

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

As a snail pet owner I confirm that the little fuckers shit on their face all the time. They are unbothered by it apparently.

They also shit a lot. Like really a lot. Much more than you think for such a little creature.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Just wipe it off with your - oh, right...

[+] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world -6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This is funny, but it would probably be nsfw

[–] Comrade_Spood@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Why, you jacking off to a snail shitting itself or something?

Edit: "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW."

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"NSFW" simply means anything you wouldn't want your boss to see over your shoulder if they so happened to walk by. It doesn't have to be pornographic.

[–] Comrade_Spood@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Then almost everything on Lemmy should be NSFW cause you shouldn't be on your social media at work. Quit taking definitions like they're gospel and use it the way people actually mean it. NSFW is pretty much reserved for porn, extreme violence, or disturbing imagery (like gore).

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A crude drawing of a human faced snail shitting on its own head is disturbing. I've seen fucked up shit, and while it's not too extreme in the grand scheme of things, fecal stuff can be particularly upsetting to many people.

[–] Comrade_Spood@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I've seen children's shows with material more disturbing than this. If this triggers you, seek therapy.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Tbf, some children's shows are disturbing af. At the same time, I'm just not good with poo. I'll watch irl gore like it's nothing, but feel sick when I see fecal play. "2 girls, 1 cup" didn't become infamous for simply being lewd.

[–] Comrade_Spood@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

Drawings of poop and actual poop in a pornographic video are two different things. I am sorry you are affected by feces so severely. But also people can get triggered by a lot of things. Vomit for example. And yet shit and vomit are commonly used as gags in childrens cartoons.

[–] chloroken@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are you roleplaying as an idiot, or do you really believe that workplaces around the world would tolerate shit like this?

Rhetorical question btw. We know you aren't roleplaying.

[–] Comrade_Spood@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You think workplaces would tolerate you being on social media at all?

[–] chloroken@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 months ago

Strawman someone else. Blocked.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How?

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world -2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fecal stuff is gross? I don't know how this isn't common knowledge, but shit on a face is nsfw.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thats…not what NSFW means. NSFW means “if my boss saw this on my screen from across the room, I would be immediately fired.”

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world -4 points 3 months ago

Many bosses would react similarly to this shitty drawing as a lewd drawing. Seeing this on a coworker's screen would certainly make me uncomfortable.

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