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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by Weedian@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

I'm in a training class for a new job and I swear one guy has gotten half the class sick. I wear a mask every day and have been okay but multiple people who have been sneezing, sniffing, and coughing every 10 seconds ask me why I'm wearing a mask??

Patient zero finally took a mask today on the 5th day but he's wearing it over his chin and it's not covering his mouth or nose at all. He keeps standing like a foot away from me and when I move away from him he steps closer to me again what the fuck

I'm going to become the jonkler Jesus Christ I can't stand it

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[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Keep your mask on the entire time but literally only take it down for a second just to fucking fake cough right back in his face when he gets close.

"Whoops. I just don't like when it gets all wet in there. Sorry about that."

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 37 points 2 days ago

I think coughing in each other's mouths is a greeting to these people

[-] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You know that mfer doesn’t wash his hands after using the toilet too

this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2024
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