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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Weedian@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

I'm in a training class for a new job and I swear one guy has gotten half the class sick. I wear a mask every day and have been okay but multiple people who have been sneezing, sniffing, and coughing every 10 seconds ask me why I'm wearing a mask??

Patient zero finally took a mask today on the 5th day but he's wearing it over his chin and it's not covering his mouth or nose at all. He keeps standing like a foot away from me and when I move away from him he steps closer to me again what the fuck

I'm going to become the jonkler Jesus Christ I can't stand it

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[-] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago

he's wearing it over his chin and it's not covering his mouth or nose at all

Does he understand what a mask is for? Or does he believe it is a magic talisman that keeps the germs away?

[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

OP is either non-white or visibly sexual minority and he's trying to get them sick intentionally

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm a cishet honky

Maybe they know I'm a woke communist

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago

constantly wave your arms around like the chad in the original version of the virgin & chad meme

then people can't stand within three feet of you without getting swatted

(I'm sorry you have to deal with this and I hope my dumb advice made you laugh)

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

Lol it did and I may have to start doing this

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Keep your mask on the entire time but literally only take it down for a second just to fucking fake cough right back in his face when he gets close.

"Whoops. I just don't like when it gets all wet in there. Sorry about that."

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 37 points 1 day ago

I think coughing in each other's mouths is a greeting to these people

[-] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You know that mfer doesn’t wash his hands after using the toilet too

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

I hate people that wear a mask on their chin. Just don't wear one. You look stupid in addition to being a jackass already.

[-] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 day ago

It's the most arrogant move, as if they want you to smirk with them in deviance of authority. There is no authority, mf, the person wanting you to wear your mask properly is me because I don't want your spray in my face.

[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

take a shit on his desk

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

"You know, in medieval times, Europeans thought that strong smells could make you sick. I say this because you smell like shit (air horns)"

[-] Jenniferrr@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

I'm on day 12 after a cold and still coughing. I think I'm probably not contagious now but I've been isolating for like 2 weeks. Ugh it's that time of year

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago

... jonkler Jesus Christ ...

what does this mean?

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

jonkler is the green hair guy who does cool moves to a society

this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2024
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