Weedian

joined 4 years ago
 
[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There was a pro baseball player named Randy Johnson and its one of the funniest names ever

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

a movie you can never forget. the heaviest movie ive ever seen yet its just a glimpse of the brutality of the nazis and how they affected the lives of the unfortunate people in their wake

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

keep it up, this needs to be documented and keeping it in one place helps so much

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

feed it until the crow brings his friends then feed them until they bring you shiny things and become the CROW MASTER

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

dimorphodon and hippopotamus

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

just walk in, demand to see the boss and give him a firm hand shake. that'll do it

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

that didnt take long. im grateful they didnt explode them at least

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 51 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

"drone strike is approved"

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Everywhere near me the cosigner needs to prove they have income at least 5x the monthly rent

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sweer potato

 
 

i was checking out and the worker asked if I had my military ID, I figured she was joking so I said no just the hat and she inputted the 10% military discount lmao

ive been saluted by an old man and got the discount, now I just need to be thanked for my service to hit the trifecta

pic of the hat

 
 

what a fucking nightmare!

the guy who uses jd vance's wife as an example of a person of color in trumps cabinet made me laugh so hard

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