my dumbass here thinking 'why would this poster be bragging about getting keys to a new cybertruck?". i can no read
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2025
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here is the page on scratch removal from the owners manual for no reason at all
Wow I hope someone doesn't key a cybertruck in a vertical line through yellow green and blue areas that would be a serious act of vandalism and I really want to be very clear here that someone should definitely not do that
Looks like the worst spot for that would be just in front of the rear wheel well.
Yes definitely do not key a cybertruck here
Nice I got the green part.
hell yeah
This is like one of those puzzles where you have to connect all the houses to the utilities using one line. How do you scratch in such a way that you hit all the areas with one stroke
There isn't a definitive connection between this diagram, this post, and the fact that I now keep a hunting slingshot in my glove box.
I'm continuing my aggressive thumbs downing at them every time I see one at a stop light while I'm walking by.
One actually turned around and came back towards me and so I continued with the thumbs downing for the length of his approach. He slowed his vehicle thinking about it but was too much of a coward to actually do anything
Buncha pussies
I'm out here fighting cars and winning. This is my praxis
I do the Paulie walnuts point and laugh
I point and laugh
Especially since the one I know belongs to some guy who's been trying to sell it since he bought it
Lmao
I do a healthy 
Other models get a thumbs down from me. Deploreans get the finger.
Love your work. How does it look compared to a normal car with the stainless steel?
Be careful given how it is I think a scratch might a total it.
no more half measures walter
For absolutely no reason at all, I just wanted to post this picture of a cordless angle grinder, that with a proper disc, can cut through a sheet of steel in seconds. Again: no reason at all. I just think it's neat.
does keying the traditional way a cybtruk work? I'd be worried my key would be damaged by the steel body paneling. wouldn't it be easier to tickle the tires or something?
Idk I was just walking by and didn't want it's cameras to catch me so I just casually struck it with one of my old unused keys since I had the opportunity
That's the best way, just carry a defunct key to use as a tool. I have a key that's my "scraping fascist stickers off" key from an old broken bike lock.
Or a little squirt gun with bleach
Use the screwdriver that you've designated for chiseling and prying. Most are made of a hardened tool steel. The stubby ones are great for concealment!
Only for people with a hobby for woodworking or knick-knack crafting
i almost got to the other day but there was a person on their balcony right across the street from it.
thank you for your service
braver than the troops
when using one of those emergency window breakers make sure to apply them to one of the corners of the window and not to to the middle
Ive been meaning to throw dog shit on my local one
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@Civility@hexbear.net you seeing this shit? What does civility have to say?
If I had to guess, they'll say ๐ก
They literally already posted in this thread
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